Wednesday 26 July 2017

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turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.

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timaeusTestified [TT] joined chat.

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TG: hey man

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TT: Hey.

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TG: whats happenin

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TT: I'm fixing up Sawtooth two point oh. He had a run-in with those crocodile consorts earlier.

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TG: ill have to talk to the crocs about that

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TG: they know better than this

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TT: If they know more than 'NAK NAK NAK' then it'd be a great help for me to know, trust me.

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TG: they only listen to me

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TG: its weird

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TG: im like the fuckin croc whisperer or some shit

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TG: im like

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TG: the steve irwin

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TG: of red nakodiles

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TT: You're DJ Texan Steve Irwin, sure.

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TT: Dave Stridwin.

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TG: exactly

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TG: that was beautiful

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TG: thats my new DJ name

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TG: stridwim

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TG: n

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TG: i meant that as an n

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TG: anyways

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TG: so i fucked up

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TG: do you need help with saw?

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TT: Not especially--it was just his faceplate that got chipped, one of the lil' guys tried to gnaw on it.

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TG: arent they cute though

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TG: hey maybe when youre done, we should chill

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TG: ive been doing nothing but sleeping and doing a few things

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TG: bored out of my mind

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TT: I'm down.

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TT: What are the so-called things you've been doing on your end?

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TG: uh

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TG: well

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TG: i ate like, half a meatloaf

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TG: watched some porn but that was whatever, then i watched anime

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TG: sports anime is better than youd think

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TT: Half an entire meatloaf? That's impressive.

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TT: And believe me, I know my fair share of sports anime.

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TG: it was the only thing i ate today, so it makes it less impressive

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TG: i did however drink like 7 cups of water

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TG: which is more than my usual two or three

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TT: I think I actually forgot to eat today.

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TT: It happens a lot, so don't worry--I just get in a Zone when I work, y'know?

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TG: uhh that wont stop me from worrying

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TG: you should eat the other half of that meatloaf

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TG: it was pretty prime

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TT: If we hang later, bring it over. Try to keep it away from the consorts if you can help it, though.

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TG: yeah, i will

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TG: ill bring some treats to chuck at them and lure them off

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TT: They'll be all over you. Especially your nakodiles.

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TG: exactly why i chuck the treats away so they run after them, dude

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TT: I'm getting the feeling you'd be a lot better at overseeing them than I would be. I think I let Jake do too much of the work over here.

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TG: yeah but also jake is a fuckhead so

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TG: youd do a fine job

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TT: Thanks.

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TT: I know I could do better, though. My consorts were never really as friendly as yours.

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TG: so im bringing you that meatloaf

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TG: your consorts will be ok man

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TT: Right, the meatloaf.

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TG: you just gotta be patient with them

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TT: I'm trying, believe me.

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TT: I'm pretty sure meatloaf will make the job a hell of a lot easier.

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TG: yeah well the meatloaf is for you, not them

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TT: That's what I'm saying.

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TT: There's no way in hell I'd pass up meatloaf.

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TG: pff yeah ok

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TG: ill be there in ten

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TG: youll have to heat it up though

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TT: I have more than enough technology to do that with.

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TT: So, I'll see you in ten.

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TG: yeah, see you

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TT: Bye for now.

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